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Post by Jebus on Oct 16, 2007 22:04:04 GMT -5
ok since im sure very few of you actually know Hoffman, here is some background on him. Andrew (not really sure of his middle name) Hoffman was born in like april of 1991 or 2...im not sure, to a small family of squirrels. however his parents were unable to support him because he grew fast and became the largest squirrel ever (he is about 5'11" or so). so they gave him to a lovely human family, who had a super hott daughter, and they agreed to take care of him. the family brainwashed him into thinking he was a human(the rest of the world new better), which explains why he doesnt fit in. he is also a punk. so thats our enemy, Hoffman, also known as squirrel boy, aka the hoff. so if anyone ever sees someone who has these traits please feel free to shoot him.
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Post by galm 1 on Oct 16, 2007 22:23:04 GMT -5
rotfl!!!
He really does have a hot sister though!!!
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Post by secret titan on Oct 17, 2007 8:51:10 GMT -5
uuuhhhhhhhhh............
All hail the Hoff............
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Post by mojo4sale on Oct 21, 2007 22:09:10 GMT -5
Hmmm i was going to join up until i got to the punk bit. I like PUNK. Old Skool PUNK. The good stuff. If he is a true PUNK then im afraid i will not be able to join in the annihilation of said Hoffman.
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Post by galm 1 on Oct 21, 2007 22:16:34 GMT -5
I'll let Jebus explain hoffman...
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Post by Jebus on Oct 22, 2007 8:16:34 GMT -5
ok for the record hoffman isnt PUNK he is a punk, big difference, he is just a moron, you know the kind of person you see everyday and your fist tightens as you walk past. and secret titan if you knew hoffman you would not be on his side.
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Post by tjack on Oct 22, 2007 8:43:10 GMT -5
death to squirrel boy
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Post by secret titan on Oct 22, 2007 9:01:17 GMT -5
Long live Hoff! Long live Hoff! I have no enemies...........except maybe UPAH!
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Post by galm 1 on Oct 22, 2007 14:53:25 GMT -5
I thought jebus told you about UPAH!!! Don't side with hoffman!!!
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Post by secret titan on Oct 22, 2007 16:35:24 GMT -5
I am the all mighty secret titan!!!! I can side with whomever I want!
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Post by galm 1 on Oct 23, 2007 13:12:55 GMT -5
We need another enemy anyways...
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Post by secret titan on Oct 23, 2007 22:52:41 GMT -5
so you will be the UPAST? what happens in the UFUTURE??
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Post by galm 1 on Oct 30, 2007 21:53:54 GMT -5
ummmmm.... *drools*
UPAST!!!
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Post by secret titan on Oct 31, 2007 11:53:07 GMT -5
UPAST will not survive! I will make sure of it!
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Post by galm 1 on Oct 31, 2007 12:34:50 GMT -5
Is that a threat?
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