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Post by activestaff on Dec 17, 2008 23:11:53 GMT -5
A blonde and a brunette were at walmart one day and they were walking torwards their convertable, they got to the car and the blonde said " crap i can't find the keys" so she took a coat hanger and tried to pick the car lock. Next thing you know big dark grey clouds are forming over the sky and the brunette says " hurry up we left the top down!"
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Post by galm 1 on Dec 17, 2008 23:13:46 GMT -5
heh...
how do you drown a blonde?
throw a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool...
how do you drown a sub full of blondes?
knock on the hatch...
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Post by roswell1 on Dec 28, 2008 21:04:09 GMT -5
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb. They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."
The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd. She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?" The blonde responded: "November?"
"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?" The blonde responded: "Paris?" So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?" The blonde replied: "Two?"
“Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.
*looks for more*
;D
Roswell.
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